Biggest mega knuklehead mcspazatron

Have I ever metioned that I am a really big dork? I'm not just the usual dork, kind of spaztic-lives in his mothers basment. I am the kind of dork that makes a big batch of orange sweet rolls and takes them to the church when the service auction isn't til next week. Duh what a dope I am! Then on top of that I call all over heaven and earth just to find out that I can't get anyone to eat the rolls. I have no idea what I'm going to do for the auction now. The rolls won't last that long. They don't freeze, and now that I have brought them home all but one is gone (sophie scrapes the frosting of of them, and then picks at the bread).